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I Am Freaking Out Man

Tristan Cockroft - I just wanted to say his name somewhere in this post.

Tristan Cockroft - I just wanted to say his name somewhere in this post.

So the fantasy playoffs have officially begun and I am going against Dallass Clark so I am already getting killed.  I am already down 21 points, and as it stands today I am not sure if my QB is actually gonna play (Brady) and I am starting Maurice "who the fuck?" Morris due to Kevin Smith's exploded knee. I have had a good fantasy year (10-4) and I have never won a ring, and at this point I'd trade my first born child for a taste of fantasy glory.  I have provided my fantasy matchup for ya'll to look at - please tell me I have a chance!  And should I actually start Maurice Morris or should I go with Rim Thighpower (Tim Hightower)?  Detroit fan's have you heard about how they are gonna use Morris and Aaron Brown?  Please guys I need this...I need this.

 

Me:  Team Name: PenisCopter (dont ask)

Tom Brady

Larry Fitzgerald

Chad Ochocinco

Frank Gore

Maurice Morris

Vernon Davis

Jets D

Nick Folk

VS

My Opponent: Team Name: Cock Poon Moan

Matt  'Slob a Knob" Schaub

Randy "I give boss" Moss

Anquan Blowin Dudes (Boldin)

LT "licks taint"

Cedric Bendoverson (Benson - that one's not funny)

Dal "takes it up the" ass Clark

Cardinals D (I got nothing)

"Nasty" Nate Kaeding (he looks like such a pussy)

PS my scoring is rb's/wr's/te's get a point every ten yards rushing and receiving and 6 points for a td.  QB's get 1 point for every 20 yards passing and 5 points for passing td's.  Kickers get a point for fg's 2 points for fg's over 50 yds - nothing for xp's.

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Will I Win or Lose?
Your Done Son
14 votes
You Got This One Bro!
6 votes
Your Team F-ing Blows - Have Fun Being Ringless Dip Shit
10 votes

30 votes | Poll has closed

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I would recommend putting in a backup over Maurice Morris. The Lions are playing the Cardinals and are probably going to have to throw the ball a lot considering the Cardinals just got their asses kicked on Monday night and figure to be up 21-0 in the first quarter forcing the Lions to abandon their running game altogether. Plus you should never put too much faith in Maurice Morris.

by aramnath on Dec 18, 2009 12:10 AM EST reply actions  

Hightower’s a better bet. He fumbled last week and they kind of stopped using him after that. Not sure. I’d check out their team websites, interviews with the coach and their local newspaper coverage to see if they plan on giving him burn this week. I’d bet they will, but coaches hate using running backs that have fumbling problems.

by aramnath on Dec 18, 2009 12:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Lions fan here

Morris sucks, start Hightower. This is a no-brainer. Lions defense sucks. If Fitz is going to play, he will have a fiels day against our DBs

by JazzyBBP on Dec 18, 2009 5:21 PM EST reply actions  

At least you guys might still get Ndamukong Suh. Just pray the Rams get the No. 1 pick.

by aramnath on Dec 18, 2009 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

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