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Tiger Tiger Tiger....SMH, or Am I?

The only thing that compares to winning a Major for Tiger is getting freaky with a hot hostess!

The only thing that compares to winning a Major for Tiger is getting freaky with a hot hostess!

Besides being the greatest golfer of all time and one of the most famous people currently walking the earth Tiger Woods also appears to be a world class snatch hound.  I just heard a voicemail he left for some broad telling her to switch up her outgoing message because his wife saw her name in his phone and was probably going to call her.  He sounded like your everyday sneaky husband trying cover his tracks (his high ass voice makes him sound extra douchey) - he definitely didn't sound like a living legend on the recording, plus shouldn't a guy like that have people that take care of that type of stuff for them?  Now i think its kinda messed up that he cheated on his wife and that it might lead to divorce and the toll it may take on his kids blah blah blah.  Just so you know those snot nosed kids are heirs to a billion dollar fortune and it's not like they would be spending tons of time with their dad anyway so I 'am not gonna shed a lot of tears for those little punks.  The good news here is that Tiger is into hot chicks!!!  Thank F-ing God!!! - so many athletes and celebrities these days are into dumpy plain janes ie Letterman, Roethlisberger,  and Bill Clinton.  Frank Sinatra wouldn't dream of taking an hand job under the dinner table from anything less than a 9.5.  The first broad Rachel Uchitel is supposedly a certified piece of ass that most guys would cut off a pinky toe to have sexual relations with.  Bottom line, this whole thing blows over, Tiger breaks Jack's Major's record and at the end he takes his place along with the Jordan's and Ali's of the world.  In the meantime he travels the world plays the best golf courses in the world and bangs out the hottest broads you've ever seen. Tough Life.

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Who would you rather spend time with including some ice cubes and a nine iron?(Billy Madison)
Elin
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Rachel
10 votes
Veronica Vaughn
6 votes

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small point. her name is Rachel, not Jennifer. However I do agree with you that these “snot nosed kids” basically don’t think that their shit doesn’t stink, and that because of the obscene scads of money they have, they can do wihat they damn well please. To those who are now saying that Tiger has been caught lying about his affair(s), that it is a “private matter” between him, his wife and his kids (but I don’t think that they are old enough to know that daddy is a major league scumbag). Yeah, maybe, but next time Tiger shoud keep his mouth and his pants zipped and you don’t have to worry about your “privacy”.

by ranting and raving on Dec 2, 2009 1:09 PM EST reply actions  

Elin by a mile

The other chicks are VIP hostesses – I’ve spent a fair amount of time In Da Club and those broads are one step away from working the pole

by GrantC on Dec 2, 2009 1:27 PM EST reply actions  

Anybody care about what Tiger did?

Has anybody else noticed that nobody but the media actually seems to care about what Tiger did. Wow he cheated on his wife with a couple of really hot chicks. How many athletes do this and why does the media have to make such a big deal about this? I don’t watch any sport to watch a bunch of really awesome people playing, I watch because they are way more talented at something I wish I could do. Let’s stop building these guys up to a point where they need to be role models and are held to some ridiculous moral standard that almost nobody actually can live up too.

by aramnath on Dec 2, 2009 6:10 PM EST reply actions  

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