How Are Things In Your Neck Of The Woods?
Sunday was a tough day for me, first my fantasy team decided to sh*t the proverbial bed, the 49ers were officially eliminated from the playoffs and I am sure somewhere the Warriors lost. Maybe the Sharks won, but who knows and who really care's? The Raider's won and that was positive but they are still a long ways away. The A's continue to make a series of confounding moves that seem to guarantee them cellar status in the AL West and possibly a move to Las Vegas. Needless to say on Sunday night I felt like i needed to join a support group for fans with no hope, or at least up my dosage of Prozac. My friend summed it up pretty well when he sent me this email:
“The Warriors blow, the Raiders and Niners are harder to figure out than female sex organs, fantasy football ended in ball stomping defeat, where the F are those pitchers and catchers? It's time for baseball, and if anyone wants to talk about the A's lack of apparent strategy or our chances of finishing higher than fifth in our division (yes I'm aware there are four teams) please let me know. I need a break from this misery"
Does any fan base have a future outlook as terrible as the Bay Area? Let me know if you think your situation is worse - misery just loves company!
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And don’t forget college—every college in the bay sucks at everything too. Oklahoma city will get a championship before we get another.
Really? USC had a pretty amazing run until this past season. I don’t expect it will take Carroll long to build another powerhouse and give every player on the team an Escalade.
That is true Ashwin...
but SC isnt part of the bay area – there is approximately a 350 mile divide between bay area teams and so cal teams.
PSTIM1
Master of Everything
Stanford football is looking pretty good.
Keep in mind, of course, that "the best defense of Derek Jeter's life" ranks somewhere in between "the best fiscal responsibility of Mike Tyson's life" and "the best not-getting-assassinated-ness of James Garfield's life." -FJM
If they lose to OU in the bowl...
Stanford will finish the season 8-5, outside the top 25 and losing their best player – and that honestly might be the most positive thing going in the Bay right now…. I guess its payback for the embarrassment of riches in the 80’s/early 90’s.

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