Message to ESPN: Fire Paul Shirley

For those of you that don't know who Paul Shirley is it's because he was a terrible basketball player, but wait.  If you thought he was a terrible basketball player, wait until you see how terrible of a human being this guy is.  Check out his take on the earthquake disaster in Haiti.  I'll just provide a fake letter from his post.  

Dear Haitians –

First of all, kudos on developing the poorest country in the Western Hemisphere. Your commitment to human rights, infrastructure, and birth control should be applauded.

As we prepare to assist you in this difficult time, a polite request: If it’s possible, could you not re-build your island home in the image of its predecessor? Could you not resort to the creation of flimsy shanty- and shack-towns? And could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?

Sincerely,

The Rest of the World

 

This asshole needs to have his shitty music column on ESPN removed immediately.  If you think Paul Shiryley sucks ass at life and doesn't deserve to have a job where he is given a forum to provide his bizarre opinions and beliefs e-mail ESPN here or send a message to their Ombudsman, Don Ohlmeyer, here.  

Paul Shirley.  You are a terrible human being.  

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