BoomShakalaka!!!...The Prodigal Game Has Returned.
I couldn't have been happier today when I was browsing the internet ("what the f is the internet?") and saw this beautiful article on ESPN.com - for those of you too lazy to click the link or who have weak deductive reasoning skills, it announced the return of NBA JAM! which is quite possibly the greatest arcade game of all time. If you are somewhere between the ages 22 and 32 years old you undoubtably spent quite a good amount of your time and allowance pumping quarters into this revolutionary game. I personally spent many hours at a local pizza joint playing with a friend under the username Bob Aug 10 - I can't possibly tell you why I chose that username seeing is that neither my nor my friends name has Bob in it nor are our birthday's August 10th. I can't tell you exactly how many games I played but but I know I had somewhere near 250 wins and 150 losses, each game cost $2 per player per team (50 cents a quarter, what a rip?!) and my friend and i played most games together on the same team - so conservatively we pumped $1500 into that beautiful glowing machine. From what I recall we attained the 3rd highest position, I never knew who was number 1, but I did find out that the number two player "POE" was a little stoner kid that lived up the street from me. We mostly played as the Magic with Shaq and Skiles (Who wasn't Shaq crazy in those days? One of my friends got the word "Shaq" shaved into his head, but that is another rather f-ing hilarious story for another day), we also played a bit as Hakeem Olajuwon and Kenny Smith and rarely as Shawn Kemp and Benoit Benjamin - who the hell wanted to be Benoit freaking Benjamin? There was nothing better than getting on fire and busting the helicopter dunk and for some reason we always had Shaq busting three's while Skile's manned the boards...?
I have a real love for that game and when we own a stadium there will definitely be an arcade in it for the fans both young and old (don't worry we'll have a security guard in there to keep out the perv's). NBA JAM will be featured prominently along with all the other great simulator games of yore - Daytona 500 anyone??. If you were going to an arcade what games would you be looking for? Let us know in the comments what sports video game would bring you back to the time in your life when all the money you needed was the quarters jammed in your pockets and the only bank you needed was the change machine?
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NBA Jam is the best...
But the Street Fighter II and Mortal Kombat (I, II, and III) were all ridiculously rad and way ahead of their times.
by GrantC on Jan 7, 2010 2:26 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
the omission of Mike Tyson's Punchout is a clear oversight...as well as bubble bobble!
NBA jam made Detlef Schrempf a household name…but the best part was unlocking all those ridiculous characters….WTF was Warren Moon doing in there.
by JS13 on Jan 7, 2010 10:27 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Can we have another poll about people's favorite pairing in NBA Jam?
I was big on the Ewing-Starks combo, but my personal favorite had to be the Hornets’ Larry Johnson and Alonzo Mourning, plus you could switch to Mugsy Bogues if you wanted. There was something that never got old about seeing a 5’7 guy dunk in the most unrealistic and awesome video game of all time.
by aramnath on Jan 7, 2010 11:33 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
NBA was just so awsome
I played it on the N64 when the good people at Midway brought it over and played it on the N64 so I’m sure I didn’t get the full experience
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: DIck Lebeau, Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Chris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"If you give Arians a fullback, he won’t use one. Instead, he insists on using Matt Spaeth, who probably doesn’t cast a shadow because it would require blocking sunlight." stellin with some very true words
by WVPiratesfan on Jan 7, 2010 3:02 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

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