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Can somebody please get a cup over to Albert Pujols?!? Has anyone looked at this guy – or his numbers. He’s basically a modern Jose Canseco with longevity, and if that sounds mean, then how about a “Latin Mark McGwire with speed”. If this guy doesn’t have all the makings of a roided out freak, then explain his size 12 hat. If we were running MLB, we would most definitely have a guy walking behind him with a squeegee so they could collect every drop of sweat to have it tested for roids, HGH, or Titatinuim.