Wooderson: Say, man, you got a joint?
Mitch: No, not on me, man.
Wooderson: It'd be a lot cooler if you diid.
That quote is from the classic 1993 film "Dazed and Confused" between Wooderson (Matthew McConaughey) and Mitch (Wiley Wiggins). Mitch in case you didn't know is a dead ringer for Tim Lincecum - I mean they look EXACTLY alike and even though in the above quote Mitch didn't have any smoke on him - the other day in Washington State Lincecum was in fact in possession of some of the greenery. It was reported that Lincecum was in possession of 3.5 grams of marijuana an eighth when he was pulled over by the cops. Why can't the cops ever use the street names by the way? Listen, a little bit of weed ain't no thing to us at Project Franchise, if our stud ace was caught we'd for sure look the other way, we'd have our p.r. guy say "we will handle this problem internally" and let it blow over. Hell, If Lincecum were on our team we'd look the other way if he was pulled over in a dress wearing makeup with a shotgun, fifth of vodka, and a couple of dead whore's stuffed in the trunk. I think most GM's would agree, what would you do if your ace was pulled over with a small amount of trees?