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Butler v. Duke - Like I Care

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Not gonna lie, I am pretty disappointed that I have to watch Butler play Duke in the National Championship game tomorrow. I am not enamored with Butler and how captivating their Cinderella story is, I hope they lose by thirty and the game is a complete snooze. I don't care about some school from Nowheresville, Indiana. I guess they deserve to be there but as a casual college hoops fan I want to see Duke play Kentucky or North Carolina or any other big time school, I want to see the spectacle and Butler just doesn't get my juices flowing. I am glad their coach looks like a guy who just got hair down there and that he used to work for Eli Lilly, but that story line holds my attention for a nano second. I want to see the best players in the country go after it on the biggest stage. I want to see the two best players in the country going head to head. I want this game to decide which players are going one/two in the draft. I dont want to see some Adam Morrison clone named Gordon, who names their kid Gordon in this day in age anyway? I thought the name Gordon had been eradicated from the population - I thought Gordon was like the measles of American names. All in all I wish Butler good luck but I hope everyone realizes they are a flash in the pan and that next year we get back to a sense of normalcy with North Carolina, Duke, Kansas and Kentucky in the Final Four.