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What Do You Think Tiger Is Up To?

This Augusta National security guard doesn't look like he takes too kindly to paparrazzi's
This Augusta National security guard doesn't look like he takes too kindly to paparrazzi's

So El Tigre has touched down in Augusta, he apparently played a practice round with Mark O'Meara today (good to hear O'meara respects "bro's before hoes" unlike that bitch-ass-hat-flpped up-like Wesley Snipes in White Men Can't jump Swede Jesper Parnevik). One thing is for sure he didn't hop on an American AIrlines flight from Orlando to Hartsfield, and he probably didn't stop by a local sports bar for some post round wings and few beers on the way back to the Marriott. Where do you think Tiger is staying while he's in Augusta? What do you think he is doing and will he be able to stay away from the crush of paps that are gonna be following his every move? Do you think he'll fly in a sidepiece because you know Elin isn't gonna be around? I just hope that he is able to keep his mind free and is able to win because that will be the biggest f-ing sports story of this young century, people's head's will literally explode.