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I am Freaking Out Man!

The new Tiger Woods practices on course yoga
The new Tiger Woods practices on course yoga

So I woke up this morning with a mix of excitement and nervousness and now I have full blown butterflies.  I wait for this tournament and for Tiger to play in it every year.  ESPN keeps going to shots of Tiger on the practice green, Tiger at the range...It is 9:42 and...one hour to go.  I have heard that a front is blowing in and that the winds will be picking up...not good for afternoon tee times.  Andy North and SVP are watching Tiger hit wedges and calling out the yardages on TV, Freddy Couples just walked by...OMG!  Hank Haney is looking on - Of course we know who Hank Haney is Van Pelt -you dont have to state the obvious on air!!!  Christ almighty they just showed the doppler, Augusta is gonna get creamed this afternoon by a serious storm, It seems that god is more against Tiger than the National Organization of Women...Miguel Angel Jimenez approaches Tiger - seems to tell a joke...they laugh....a commercial break phew, I've gotta take a valium.