Get it while it's hot! By now you all know that the King has left the building and is in Miami (literally, as you read this). But now's the time to stock up on your LBJ goodies!
The best deal so far? Get a Lebron James Fathead. If you were unaware, LeBron's biggest fan Dan Gilbert (and apparently a big fan of Comic Sans) not only owns the Cavs but he's a big investor in Fatheads. And to celebrate, you can now pick up a LeBron Fathead for the price of $17.41 (on sale from $99.99)! Why $17.41? Well...
Benedict Arnold, the American general during the Revolutionary War who betrayed his country and became synonymous with the word "traitor," was born in 1741.
Oh, Dan Gilbert. You are a funny, funny man. Way to stay classy. If the goodbye letter to LBJ wasn't enough, this should really make him regret his decision. Good luck with that personal guarantee to win a championship before the "self-titled former King" wins one.
So far it seems like you're on the right track.